We are not a team. Heck, we aren't even a club. There are no meetings (unless you consider beer festivals or Saturday lock-up). No dues. Not even a clubhouse. We're a group of individuals who like bicycles and aren't that great with directions.
Frankly, we're not even boys. No doubt, we have the sense of humor of 12 year-old boys, but that's about it. You don't have to be male, female, or other to join up. You just have to want to get lost. Read The Code and agree to abide by it. No, we're not going to make you sign anything. There's no secret handshake (but, now that I think of it, there should be). Just put on a jersey, put away the GPS, get on the bike, and you're a Lost Boy.
Want to be a listed member? Send us your bio and we'll put you in. The important part is to cleverly lie, by the way....
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